If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them.
(58/365) by (KJ)
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
boy: have sex w me
boy: misandry is real
yes I know I’m sorry I was late but I put lotion on right before I left and it took me 20 minutes to get the door open
rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”