artistic-ape:

#I seriously wonder how many awkward attempts it took before Eric and Ariel managed to successfully have sex #I mean #Could you imagine #Ariel has no idea what a vagina is and what it’s purpose is #And on their wedding night Eric takes her to bed #And he whips his dick out #And Ariel probably fascinates over it like she does with one of her “dinglehoppers” #But then Eric tries to insert #And Ariel’s just like #”Wait, what?” #”What are you doing?” #And Eric has to have the sex talk with her on their wedding night #And instead of getting some Eric is stuck with comforting a traumatized Ariel #And he’s just left thinking #”I’m not getting some for a while” #”Am I?”

artistic-ape:

#I seriously wonder how many awkward attempts it took before Eric and Ariel managed to successfully have sex #I mean #Could you imagine #Ariel has no idea what a vagina is and what it’s purpose is #And on their wedding night Eric takes her to bed #And he whips his dick out #And Ariel probably fascinates over it like she does with one of her “dinglehoppers” #But then Eric tries to insert #And Ariel’s just like #”Wait, what?” #”What are you doing?” #And Eric has to have the sex talk with her on their wedding night #And instead of getting some Eric is stuck with comforting a traumatized Ariel #And he’s just left thinking #”I’m not getting some for a while” #”Am I?”

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

(via psych-facts)

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE